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house-weasley:

a c t i o n s

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO

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imageDID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING

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MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

beecauseiamme:

gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

Just give her her own fucking country

beecauseiamme:

gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

Just give her her own fucking country

I will not apologize for my feelings anymore.
8 word story (via r-lupins)
I hope you meet someone who wants to experience you and not just see you by their eyes. Someone who doesn’t only want to have sex with you but moves their fingers over your body like trying to find a city on a world map and mark their favourite destinations. Someone who wants to experience you like a masterpiece. whenever we observe a masterpiece we get the urge to touch it and most of the time we do, involuntarily, because it’s so perfect that we not only want to see it with our eyes and forget it’s details later on because I read somewhere that every time you recall a memory your brain edits it bit by bit so we long to experience it so that each part which contributes to it’s perfection stays with us afterall how scary it would be to forget how perfect you felt. So I hope someone experiences you like a summer breeze stroking your hair, like the warmth of bonfire on a chilly winter night, like the taste of that traditional homemade dish by a mother for her children who’s taste forever lingers in their mouth. I hope you find someone who justifies in treating you like the perfect art you are.
The most beautiful submission ever sent to me from - sadgirlslikebadboys (via thejamesboyle)

baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

meladoodle:

id rather fall in lava than fall in love

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

rainekitty:

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.