F a c t i o n s
MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO
DID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING
MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL
she is exactly what I aspire to be
Just give her her own fucking country
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*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
id rather fall in lava than fall in love
im tired of things costing money
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.