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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

unfriendlyindianhottie:

I just want money and to be eaten out 24/7 also alcohol but mostly just money

weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

merisea:

How Beauty Procedures Looked In The 1930s-40s [x]

irwins-bandanass:

drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

"you cold corndog"

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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theblackfeathergirl:

Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu

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sirlightbulb:

if i ever forget to reply to you

  1. im so sorry
  2. oh shit am i sorry
d0gbl0g:

let them in

d0gbl0g:

let them in

thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU