Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.
It looks like a Transformer
being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.
best gif use ever
its still fucking adorable
self confidence level: kelso
*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
either that was a firework or another tribute is dead
why this kangaroo look so slick like
because he knows you don’t lift
|—||it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via suchvodka)|
and you may or may not have realized that those were…
they don’t make em like this anymore
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike